Lindsey and Isaac after I delicately informed them that Santa Claus was not real and Mommy was the Tooth Fairy

Lindsey-after being bitten by a ravenous bat...

A great way to make extra money in the summer.
Use your kids as an exhibit at the zoo--beats a early morning paper route anyday.

How I looked to Lindsey after she was bitten by a snake who escaped from his cage.

Isaac pulling his big sister in the wagon

HI ...this is the face of an angel with only pure intentions...

Lindsey who gave you that mullet?

"But why, Daddy?"

Why do I have to share my birthday?

See...The rogaine treatment is working.

Both born on July 21. See any other resemblances.

The ladies in my life.

Bye Bye Big Girl

Alison's first day of school

I'm exhausted...

Carrie

I am a lady killer....

Blue angels in practice--Florida

Who said this was a one seater cockpit? "Quick take the picture before they catch us in here"

The treatment worked beautifully..

ok give me the camera.....seriously. You're so vain!

Do you wanna go on vacation with us...This was about 60% of the drive down there....

The end of Alisons photography career.....

The young Aussie just a few minutes later.